Johnny Rocco Stephen Dixon (bio) They were in bed, watching Key Largo on Maryland Public Television for the second time that year. She was laughing and said "The dialog really kills me. 'All right, you guys, I'm Johnny Rocco, see? See?'" and he said "I think the 'see' part of your impersonation is from another Edward G. Robinson movie. And the 'All right, you guys,' is James Cagney, if he ever said it in a movie. But let me watch it, will ya? It's a good picture, good acting, and some of the lines are classic." She sat up against the headboard and made as if she were chomping on a big cigar and then holding it and flicking its ashes to the floor and said "Listen, wise guy, nobody tells Johnny Rocco what to do, see? You think you're a big war hero, but you're nobody, a nobody compared to me. I'm Johnny Rocco, king of the rackets, once. That's who I am. But after my deal goes through I'm gonna be on top again, you wait and see." "Okay, Johnny, but the movie—" and she said "Okay, nothing, wise guy. Mess with Johnny Rocco and his boys and you'll get what's coming to you, or what's coming out of you, your last breath, see? See?" when the phone rang. "Late," he said, and got out of bed, lowered the television sound and picked up the receiver. "I'm sorry for calling at this hour," their real estate agent said, "but I have good news. The Hendricksons have taken your offer"—he raised his fist above his head and said to Gwen "They've taken our offer" and she yelled "Hurray"—"and if there are no unexpected setbacks," the agent said, "—mortgage, financing, deed; you know—the house is yours." "Oh, that's wonderful," he said. "Call anytime you want with such great news. My wife and I are very happy," and she said "Have a good weekend." He hung up and [End Page 153] said "That was Mrs. Blinkova, of course. They actually took our low offer. We're in," and she pretended to puff on a cigar and blow smoke out of her mouth and said "Know how we got the house, wise guy? Hey? Because Johnny Rocco told them to. Nobody says no to Johnny Rocco and lives to tell it. Nobody, you hear?, or they're dead meat." "Okay," he said, "we can see the movie anytime," and turned it off. He sat on the bed and put his arms out and they hugged. "You can be very funny sometimes," he said, "did you know that?" "Well, as my mother likes to remind me—" and he said "You've told me, but it just ain't true. You were always clever and had a great sense of humor and flair for mimicry. I had nothing to do with it. It's just, once you got rid of your suspicions about me—" and she said "And what were they?" "That I was a bit of an oddball or strange. Just the way I approached you the first night we met. 'You probably won't want to speak to me—' and she said "You keep saying you said that. I forget what you did say when you first spoke to me, but it wasn't that. I admit I was a little leery of you. First of all, the shirt you wore to the party," and he said "I've told you. I didn't know it was going to be a party. I thought—" and she said "I know, but it was such an ugly shirt. And the way you stared at me every chance you could, without coming over and introducing yourself. Or just coming over and standing there and saying nothing would have been better. And that you waited to speak to me till I was at the elevator. Strange, really; as you said, odd behavior. I'm surprised I didn't think you were a little creepy." "Then I'm lucky you even consented to meet me the first time," and she said...