Light-induced ordered states can emerge in materials after irradiation with ultrafast laser pulses. However, their prediction is challenging because the inverted band occupation confounds our chemical intuition. Hence, we use a recently developed constrained density functional perturbation theory approach to systematically screen single-layer transition metal dichalcogenides (TMDs) for light-induced ordered states. We demonstrate that all examined single-layer TMDs reveal similar light-induced charge orderings. The corresponding reconstructions are periodic arrangements of polarons (polaronic crystals), characterized by triangular metal clusters and having no equivalent at equilibrium conditions. The polarons are accompanied by localized midgap states in the electronic band structure, detectable by experimental methods. We assess the selenides as the most promising candidates for potential photoexcitation experiments because they transition at low critical fluences, have low transition barriers, and maintain an open band gap under photoexcitation. Our work paves the way for innovative material design approaches targeting light-induced phases.