Reviewed by: Carla Rossi and Pepper Pepper are Gloop: An Evening of Spectacularly Unhinged Drag from Two Portland Favorites by Carla Rossi and Pepper Pepper Kate Bredeson CARLA ROSSI AND PEPPER PEPPER ARE GLOOP: AN EVENING OF SPECTACULARLY UNHINGED DRAG FROM TWO PORTLAND FAVORITES. By Carla Rossi and Pepper Pepper. Portland Center Stage, Portland, Oregon. February 21, 2022. Click for larger view View full resolution Pepper Pepper and Carla Rossi in GLOOP at Portland Center Stage. Carla Rossi and Pepper Pepper’s GLOOP uses white women’s wellness as a way to serve a scathing indictment of liberal racism. In GLOOP, Rossi and Pepper sang, smoked, and stripped their way through campy cabaret hits as they paired off and rode into the decrepit sunset with their rubber chicken baby, leaving in their wake a harsh reflection of their audience. Rossi, “The Ghost of White Privilege from Lake Oswego,” and Pepper, who turns “tragic into magic and trauma into drama,” are beloved icons of Portland drag. Rossi, who is Anthony Hudson, is a playwright (Looking for Tiger Lily, Clown Down: Failed to Mount), performer, and artist known for eviscerating whiteness through drag and clowning. Pepper, also known as Kaj-anne Pepper, works across disciplines in video, drag, installation, dance, and theatre; Pepper’s recent performance Diva Practice uses technology to research drag and audience complicity. Both find dark humor in garbage and excess. In GLOOP, Rossi’s electric face winced and judged through the layers of white makeup, Tiffany-blue lipstick, and black-winged eyelids. Pepper’s elastic expressions—bedecked by a jeweled eyepatch—and precise physical exaggeration evoked Lucille Ball. Together, the pair accomplished their imperative to “gatekeep, girlboss, gaslight” in a deft and very funny condemnation of the theatre and whiteness empires in Oregon, a state built on racial exclusion, and, more broadly, the United States, with its foundations and ongoing guiding principles of white supremacy and oppression. That Rossi and Pepper performed this evisceration [End Page 376] on the stage of the city’s biggest regional theatre—on the set of its then-current production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch—made the critique sizzle with more precision and danger. Click for larger view View full resolution Carla Rossi, Pepper Pepper, and their chicken baby in GLOOP at Portland Center Stage. Rossi and Pepper sauntered onstage wearing matching parachute jumpsuits and Pendleton-esque rip-off Native American ponchos (“ancestral prayer blankets”) ubiquitous to boho Portlanders. With buoyant blond locks and padded hips, they arrived dazed and in wonder at the dilapidated Chili’s restaurant sign from the Hedwig set. Tossing their hats into the air à la Mary Tyler Moore, they careened about the stage with their luggage, noting that “this doesn’t feel like Sedona,” where they were supposed to end up for their wellness seminar. Turns out that their driver, Ralph, died, and now they were stranded with their crystals and wheatgrass/LSD elixirs. “Here we are, just two selfish white women getting high,” Rossi exclaimed. Looking around the messy set, she asked, “Is this Tulum?” Pepper noted, “GLOOP is a lifestyle. GLOOP is a brand. GLOOP is a modality. GLOOP is Glamorous Ladies of Opulent Persuasion.” Rossi pointed to her stomach to highlight where her jade egg was right at this moment. The pair astutely sent up white-women wellness influencers who preach personal enlightenment over community care. GLOOP’s episodic structure created an alternately relaxing and on-edge mood. Amid a flurry of side-splitting audience laughter toward the beginning, Rossi announced: “There is a ghost in this room that we need to acknowledge, and it’s called racism.” The audience went silent. Rossi and Pepper gaped. Pepper turned to Rossi, pointing at the audience and said, “Oh Oh Oh they did it, they did the thing,” meaning the way white people go silent when someone brings up racism. Rossi launched into a monologue about arts administration, accountability, and land acknowledgments. Pronouncing acknowledgment with a French accent, with emphasis on ment, she delivered a garbled land acknowledgment composed of recognizable phrases from those of Portland arts and academic organizations. Rossi stumbled over the phrases “sacred ancestral traditional unceded stolen Native Aboriginal past tense lands,” “the...