The double perovskites are outstanding materials for solar cells and transport applications to clean harvest energy. Therefore, the Cs2CuBiX6 (X = Cl, Br, I) are discussed comprehensively for energy harvesting by modified Becke and Johnson (mBJ) potential. The studied DPs fit the structural, mechanical, and dynamic stability scale by tolerance factor, Born–Huang criteria, and phonon dispersion band structures. The band gaps (1.20, 1.0, 0.70) eV for (Cl, Br, I) based DPs ensure the Cs2CuBiCl6 has an absorption band in the visible region while Cs2CuBiBr6 and Cs2CuBiI6 has an absorption band in the infrared region. Heavy elements’ spin–orbit coupling effect (Cs, Bi) reduces the band gap to 0.08 eV. Thermoelectric behavior regarding the merit scale against dopant carriers and temperature has been elaborated. The ultralow lattice thermal conductivity, large Debye temperature, hardness, and melting temperature increase their implication for thermoelectric and other thermodynamic applications. The variation in band gap makes them important for diverse optoelectric and thermoelectric applications. The Cs2CuBiCl6 with a band gap of 1.20 eV is suitable for solar cells, while Cs2CuBiBr6 and Cs2CuBiI6 with band gaps of 1.0 eV and 0.70 eV are significant for thermoelectric generators.