IN ALL the debate about what it will take to realize the grand promises of No Child Left Behind, we've somehow managed to miss the most important truth: it isn't going to work no matter how much money we feed it. The principles that drive NCLB are fundamentally flawed, and though it might achieve some good in the Third World conditions of our nation's worst schools, in places accustomed to success, performance levels will inevitably decline as all concerned discover that mediocrity has become the new excellence. This is a lesson we're learning the hard way here in New York, where our own school reform program, now nearly a decade old, not only embraces the same core principles as NCLB but even goes the feds one better. Not content to simply leave no New York child behind, we are holding each of them to new, higher standards in the process. In fact, when our reform bears full fruit--when all our high school students can pass the Regents Exams with a score of at least 65%--we will have honored the reformers' pledge to raise the bar for all our students. That's the official word, and by all official accounts the process is going splendidly. Test scores are up. The charts and graphs look good. Best of all, advocates for this test-them-till-they-bleed approach say the numbers the testing is generating are finally imposing accountability on an unruly system. But that's not how it looks down here in the classroom. What we see in practice are not higher standards, but lower standards. They're not lower for everybody all the time, but they're lower for such a large and significant portion of the population that it seems fair simply to say they're lower. And now, for growing numbers of teachers, particularly the older and crankier among us, our new, higher standards--a phrase difficult even to utter without first spitting on the ground--have many of us, sadly and for the first time, looking for the exit sign. And while that last bit of news might strike ardent teacher-bashers as an indication that the program is succeeding, even they should be able to appreciate the one special qualification that veteran teachers bring to the table when the subject is reform. Nobody has been reformed more than we have. We are the real experts in the field. Over the years we've been retrained, newly sensitized, paradigmatically shifted, and whatever else so much that many of us no longer even recognize this as the job we were originally hired to do. To us, the recent history of public education reads like a study in the grotesque distortions that can be wrought on a system subjected to endless helpings of well-intended expertise. In fact, those of us who were around two and three decades ago lived through the golden age of school reform, when the coming of each new year was marked by the annual Rites of Autumn: opening day and the ritual unveiling of that year's plan to rescue public education. In those heady days, legions of competing theorists angled for the grand prize, the opportunity to treat our classrooms as their real-life laboratories. Over the years, we've seen a great many of these beauties come and go--and sometimes even come back again, the second time with a new name and sponsor. Yet of all those well-intended failures, none can top this current crop for sheer destructive potential, no small claim in a system that's produced some truly memorable stinkers. Remember the self-esteem movement? Surely it was never meant to spawn a generation with such a disproportionate number of frightening young egotists, but it did. And nobody meant for the noble intentions of the special education reformers to evolve into a nightmare of expense and bureaucratic excess. But that happened too. We didn't bring that nonsense to the schoolhouse; we endured it. But our endurance was not without resistance. In truth, forced participation in those and so many other assaults on good sense inspired in many of us a long stealth campaign of mitigating the harm done by the worst such plans by simply ignoring them in the classroom while speaking of them to officials and in the correct jargon of the moment. …