Covalent organic polymer nanosheets (COPNs) endowed with porous networks and large surface areas in their structures offer great advantages over other materials in addressing environmental problems. In this study, fluorine-free superhydrophobic COPNs were designed and applied to selective dye absorption. Notably, COPNs selectively adsorb dyes with a high hydrophobic index (HI) and reject low HI dyes with maximum adsorption capacities of 361 and 263 mg/g for crystal violet and methylene blue, respectively. The adsorption isotherm model showed that the COPNs follow the Langmuir adsorption isotherm model and pseudo-second-order kinetics. Next, we explored the superhydrophobicity of the COPNs by in situ fabrication with melamine sponge (COPNs-MS), which incorporates the superhydrophobicity of COPNs [water contact angle (WCA) of >150°] with the structure and flexibility of the MS skeleton. The COPNs-MS shows various oil-adsorbing properties with good adsorption capacity (from 60 to 120 g/g) and also effectively separates various surfactant-stabilized emulsions with a separation efficiency of over 99%. The as-fabricated COPNs-MS retains its superhydrophobicity in various solvents and hazardous conditions (WCA ≥ 150°) and exhibits good flame retardancy and excellent compression properties with excellent antifouling property due to the superhydrophobic COPN coating. Furthermore, COPNs-MS also demonstrates excellent recyclability because the strong COPN coating in the MS skeleton retains its hydrophobicity. Therefore, our fluorine-free superhydrophobic COPNs are not only capable of selective dye adsorption but also exhibit very good oil adsorption and surfactant-stabilized emulsion separation performance.