We apply a versatile reaction to a versatile solid: the former involves the electron-deficient alkene tetracyanoethylene (TCNE) as the guest reactant; the latter consists of stacked 2D honeycomb covalent networks based on the electron-rich β-ketoenamine hinges that also activate the conjugated, connecting alkyne units. The TCNE/alkyne reaction is a [2 + 2] cycloaddition-retroelectrocyclization (CA-RE) that forms strong push-pull units directly into the backbone of the framework-i.e., using only the minimalist "bare-bones" scaffold, without the need for additional side groups of alkynes or other functions. The ability of the stacked alkyne units (i.e., as part of the honeycomb mass) to undergo such extensive rearrangement highlights the structural flexibility of these covalent organic framework (COF) hosts. The COF solids remain porous, crystalline, and air-/water-stable after the CA-RE modification, while the resulting push-pull units feature distinct open-shell/free-radical character, are strongly light-absorbing, and shift the absorption ends from 590 nm to around 1900 nm (band gaps from 2.17-2.23 to 0.87-0.95 eV), so as to better capture sunlight (especially the infrared region which takes up 52% of the solar energy). As a result, the modified COF materials achieve the highest photothermal conversion performances, holding promise in thermoelectric power generation and solar steam generation (e.g., with solar-vapor conversion efficiencies >96%).