Intrinsic adhesiveness and mechanical adaptivity allowing spontaneous anchoring and impact-stiffening, which facilitate safer impact protection, remain challenges for the design and synthesis of advanced tough impact-resistant materials. Herein, a novel biomimetic mechanically robust impact-resistant ionogel with the mussel-inspired diphasic structure was elaborately developed. The salt-bridge hydrogen bonds between carboxyl and imidazole groups inside rigid clusters serve as reversible crosslinking sites and prime energy-dissipation motifs, leading to strong noncovalent cohesion. Furthermore, the hydrophobic ionic liquid enriches surface interactions, providing extensive adhesive performance for in-situ attachment under external impact. Benefitting from the dynamic nature of the salt-bridge hydrogen bonds, the ionogel possesses impressive energy dissipation, self-healing, and recyclable properties. Notably, the prepared ionogel exhibits rate-dependent mechanical adaptivity and outstanding impact-stiffening performance with extraordinary initial modulus (∼6.3 GPa), impact strength (∼178.5 MPa), and impact toughness (∼89.6 MJ m−3) under high-speed impact (∼5200 s−1). This work offers promising biomimetic design inspirations for the future development of advanced, flexible, sustainable, and protective materials.