AbstractThe orientation and morphology of the bilobate, cold classical Kuiper belt object (486958) Arrokoth (formerly 2014 MU69) is consistent with a slow, tidal merger of a close binary. However, the discrepancy between Arrokoth's present‐day rotation (15.9 hr) and synchronous rotation for nominal cometary densities near ∼500 kg/m3 implies reduction (up to 30%) in post‐merger spin angular momentum. We investigate how collisions with dynamically cold and hot classical Kuiper belt objects might have affected Arrokoth's post‐merger spin. Using a dynamically equivalent triaxial ellipsoid, 5000 Monte Carlo simulations of 100 impacts each, consistent with Arrokoth's cratering record, were carried out. Starting from the assumption of critical, synchronous rotation for a given density, these simulations rarely reproduce Arrokoth's present spin period, unless its true density is near 250 kg/m3. We explore in greater depth the effects of formation of Arrokoth's largest crater (now officially named Sky, previously informally named Maryland). We adopt point‐source scaling and randomly select impact parameters that lead to the crater, using Arrokoth's full bilobate shape. Results from Sky's formation alone are similar to those considering a full range of impactor sizes, unless we adopt low cratering efficiency due to high porosity, which implies substantially larger Sky‐forming impactors. Overall, results imply that the probability of substantial angular momentum change due to impacts alone over Solar System history is unlikely, and spindown from a synchronous, tidal rotation rate to a 15.9‐hr period unlikely unless Arrokoth itself was and is a very low density object (∼250 kg/m3), though we cannot statistically rule out densities up to 400 kg/m3.