Reaction of hydrophilic epoxides (ethylene oxide and propylene oxide) with readily accessible zinc sulfinates in aqueous solution under essentially neutral conditions afforded β-hydroxy sulfones in good yields. This method avoids the need for organic solvents and produces ZnO as the only major reaction byproduct. 2-(Methylsulfonyl)ethanol, a common reagent for the protection of various functional groups, was obtained by this methodology from ethylene oxide in 78% yield. Reaction of various simple zinc alkane- and benzenesulfinates with propylene oxide proceeded regioselectively in 63–67% yield. The corresponding opening of these epoxides with zinc 1,3-butadiene-1-sulfinate afforded 1-butadienyl β-hydroxyalkyl sulfones in 30% yield. Mechanistic studies revealed that the yields of these products were limited by their consumption in competing intra- and intermolecular Michael addition processes.