ABSTRACT The convergence of artificial intelligence technologies with the growth of Christo-fascist movements in the United States presents an alarming threat to women’s health, especially considering known privacy violations by the major players—all in the shadow of the US Supreme Court’s reversal of Roe v. Wade. These violations are ethotic; that is, they betray information that has been mined algorithmically to construct “user models,” bits and pieces of which are sold or otherwise circulated without true “user” consent or cooperation. Such models are best understood as algorithmic ethopoeia, mathematized representations of individuals charted as matrices of commodified categories for commercial trafficking, but also for politicians and law enforcement. Taking inspiration from abolitionist tools for resisting intersectional racism, and incorporating data feminism, we offer six categories of design heuristics to respect and maintain ethopoeic integrity, especially in the domain of women’s health in a post-Roe technological landscape, using a fundamental rhetorical concept to serve designers, as well as critics and activists.