This work introduces a novel 1-pot, 0-waste, 0-VOC methodology for synthesizing polymeric surfactants using acrylated epoxidized soybean oil and acrylated glycerol as primary monomers. These macromolecular surfactants are synthesized via reversible addition-fragmentation chain transfer (RAFT) polymerization, allowing for tunable hydrophilic-lipophilic balance (HLB) and ionic properties. We characterize the copolymers' chemical composition and surface-active properties, and evaluate their effectiveness in forming and stabilizing emulsions of semiepoxidized soybean oil and poly(acrylated epoxidized high oleic soybean oil). Comprehensive analyses, including gel permeation chromatography, nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy, dynamic light scattering, particle size distribution, zeta potential, and critical micelle concentration, provide detailed insights into the copolymers and the emulsions they form. The results demonstrate that the RAFT-polymerized surfactants offer long-lasting stability and effectively disperse both common oil-in-water emulsions and highly viscous and hydrophobic polymer latexes. These surfactants outperform traditional small molecule surfactants by reducing particle size and preventing phase separation, even over extended storage periods. Stable polymer-water interfaces are achieved through HLB control, tailored by monomer composition, and the final product requires no additional purification since polymerization occurs in liquid surfactants. While small molecules contribute to rapid micelle formation, the polymeric components enhance long-term stability through steric repulsion and slower dynamics. This method enables even the emulsification of polymers with submicron particle size, which ordinarily requires emulsion polymerization. Integrating biobased polymeric surfactants with advanced polymer processing techniques opens new possibilities for transforming highly hydrophobic polymers into latexes, facilitating downstream applications. This innovation enhances the environmental sustainability of surfactant production and broadens the potential for polymer emulsification technologies. Additionally, the integrated solution-processing approach demonstrated here can be applied to other emerging polymers, where judiciously selected nonvolatile solvents facilitate the polymerization and play a role in the final application.