I'm going to tell anybody who wants to hear it the story of the soccer ball Fura-Redes, that is, Net-Puncher, and the goalkeeper Bil?-Bil?, or Chicken-Pen?a perfect little story, brief and crazy, as is life. The objective of all soccer balls is to make goals, and the ball Net-Puncher, as her name indicates, was one of the greatest specialists of the nation in the quantity and quality of shots on goal. Olympic goals, curving goals, folha-seca goals, goals de letra, goals shot from bicycle kicks, goals de -pla?a?all of them incomparable. On account of this she became known and acclaimed as the Magic Sphere, the Fantastic Goal-Maker, the Invincible Ball, and the Amaz ing Round One by the crazed commentators at their microphones, when they would watch her cross the field, pass by pass, to score once again a sensational goal. While the soccer ball Net-Puncher repre sented the greatest terror for goalkeepers, she was the passion of the strikers and those who com manded the attacks, as well as the great love of the fans. She was born to cross the goal line, bounce happily against the nets, and produce screams of battle and victory in the stands. Lustrous, light, and daring, the roundest of all balls, in spite of being very young, she soon became extremely popular because of me number of goals already chalked up (around six hundred), many in every game. She made several for Team A and several for Team Z, because Net-Puncher maintained an absolute impartiality when she appeared on the pitch. She scored goals for both teams, not protecting either one of them, as was correct and just. The team that was able to go on the attack more would make more attempts on goal. With her, the cannon legs didn't err in their shots, they didn't waste balls against the cross bar. However, being equally generous, having a heart of gold as she did, Net-Puncher didn't leave the other team with an empty plate; at least one July-August 2010 i 23 Translator's note:The language of Brazilian soccer is extensive, colorful, and peculiar to the country. A critical element in Amado's story is the use of frango (chicken)?in this case meaning a goal that should have been stopped? and frangueiro?an inept goalkeeper who allows frangos. The frangueiro's blunders are referred to as eating a chicken, swallowing a chicken, allowing a chicken to pass by, and other such expressions. One of the two main characters in the story is often called Cerca-Frango (that is, a goalkeeper who pens up the chickens), and I'm going to call him Chicken Pen. He's also known as Bil?-Bil?, which is the name of a popular caramel-covered Brazilian dessert. Jorge Amado was one of the most respected Brazilian writers of the twentieth century. His books have been translated into forty-nine languages and published in fifty-five countries. A life long soccer fan, especially of Ypiranga, in Bahia, and Bangu, in Rio de Janeiro, Jorge Amado died in Salvador, Brazil, in 2001. The 2008 edition of A bola e o goleiro carries colorful illustrations by Kiko Farkas, also a soccer enthusiast and prize-winning Brazilian graphic artist. little consolation goal would be conceded to them before the referee whistled, signaling the end of the game. Net-Puncher was proclaimed enemy number one of zeros on the scoreboard. Results of the games in which she played were testimonials to her impressive talent for making goals. "Little Round One" was the loving nickname given her by the King of Soccer. Scores were always high: five to four, seven to six, six to six. Or sometimes overwhelming victories: six to two, eight to three, five to one, when it became obvious there was a great difference in the quality of the two clubs? the champions, owners of the field, and their adversary, an inept team of the lowest level. Net-Puncher reached the highest point of her brilliant career: they talked about her becoming the official ball of the next World Cup. The...