Innovation in the application and miniaturization of implantable electrodes has caused a spike in new electrode material research; however, few robust studies are available that compare different metal electrodes in biologically relevant media. Herein, cyclic voltammetry has been employed to compare platinum, palladium, and gold-based electrodes’ potentiometric scans and their corresponding charge storage capacities (CSCs). Ten different noble metals and alloys in these families were tested under pseudophysiological conditions in phosphate-buffered saline (pH 7.4) at 37 °C. Charge storage capacity values (mC/cm2) were calculated for the oxide reduction, hydrogen adsorption, hydrogen desorption, and oxide formation peaks. Five scan rates spanning 2 orders of magnitude (10, 50, 100, 500, and 1000 mV/s) in both sparged and aerated environments were evaluated. Materials have been ranked by their charge storage capacities, reversibility, and trends discussed. Palladium-based alloys outperformed platinum-based alloys in the sparged condition and were ranked equally as high in the aerated condition. The Paliney 1100 (Pd-Re) alloy gave the highest observed calculated CSC value of 0.64 ± 0.02 mC/cm2 in the aerated condition, demonstrating 73 ± 5% reversibility. Trends between metal electrode families elicited in this study can afford valuable insight into future engineering of high performing implantable electrode materials.