SOMEWHERE IN THE DIM PAST of the early nineteenth century (as I suspect but cannot prove), our grandparents or their parents, in pursuit of the pleasures of elegance, clothed their speech, as also their corporosities, in the fashion of the times. Proper speech being an appurtenance of good manners, they composed, and taught their children, certain formulas of polite expression fitting to such social situations as they were liable to encounter.' They knew well that informality is notoriously untrustworthy, that the spur of the moment can urge a speaker to disastrous infelicities. Better far to be prepared, to have an appropriate formula fall trippingly off the tongue. Imagine, for example, the dinner guest who, having partaken of everything in sight, is being plied by his hostess to stuff himself further. Smiling assuredly, he replies, No, thank you. I have had a genteel sufficiency-any more would be superfluity. The occasion is met, the temptation resisted, and the formula has attested the propriety of the guest's upbringing. A preamble to what tale? The tale began when, as editor of the Dictionary of American Regional English, I was asked by an elderly lady in West Virginia to explain the word cironcified (as she spelled it). Neither it, nor anything like it, is in the dictionaries. I began inquiring around me, got a few replies, then printed a query about it in a widely read publication.2 Suddenly the mail began to pour in. To date I have received forty-six letters and several postcards giving the writers' versions, no two exactly alike, of the formula of polite refusal as used by their family or acquaintance, usually by an elderly person, but remembered appreciatively by some younger ones. Most of these formulas have at their center some version of my elderly lady's etymologically mysterious word. The formulas typically fall into two parts (like the elegant one quoted above), one part refusing more food, the other explaining the refusal. A common pattern is My sufficiency is fully surancified; any more would be obnoxious to my fastidious taste. Obviously, the original, serious formula has become inflated; it is on the way to jocular, even satiric, exaggeration. Our attitude toward verbal elegance has changed: one does not say that sort of thing nowadays unless in humorous mockery. Surancified, at the center of the new formula, is clearly intended to be impressive and a bit mysterious. Our evidence suggests that the original formula was elaborated until it became too hard to learn and produced