AbstractAn ‘almost trivial’ climate system of geometrical dimension zero is analysed, the complexity of which has been reduced to a minimum. It can be simply described as the globally averaged energy flux balance between infrared emission and solar heat input, expanded by a linear albedo‐temperature feedback. This nonlinear and time‐dependent climate model is formulated as a gradient system of a potential and can be analysed without explicit time integration. It includes many of the results which are also exhibited by one‐dimensional energy balance models. Two equilibrium solutions appear. The stable one is characterized by the interglacial, whereas the unstable equilibrium defines a lower bound for temperature (state variable) changes which the system can absorb. Beyond a threshold of an external parameter combination (fold catastrophe) no equilibria exist so that the system attains a ‘deep freeze’ climate situation. A −2 power law describes the linear response of the (internally stable) system to weather fluctuations.