Integrating self-healing capabilities into epidermal electrodes is crucial to improving their reliability and longevity. Self-healing nanofibrous materials are considered an ideal candidate for constructing ultrathin, long-lasting wearable epidermal electrodes due to their lightweight and high breathability. However, due to the strong interaction between fibers, self-healing nanofiber membranes cannot exist stably. Therefore, the development of self-healing and breathable nanofibrous epidermal electrodes still remains a major challenge. Here, a hierarchical confinement strategy that combines molecular and spatial confinement to overcome supramolecular hydrogen bonding between self-healing nanofibers is reported, and an ultrathin self-healing nanofibrous epidermal electrode with a neural net-like structure is developed. It can achieve real-time monitoring of electrophysiological signals through long-term conformal attachment to skin or plants and has no adverse effects on skin health or plant growth. Given the almost imperceptible nature of epidermal electrodes to users and plants, it lays the foundation for the development of biocompatible, self-healing, wearable, flexible electronics.