Cervical screening has transformed the diagnosis of cervical cancer. However, uptake within the national screening programme is not uniform across demographics. This raises the question of whether medical language, which conveys essential information but also shapes attitudes towards engaging with healthcare, is part of the problem. The term "smear test" has been used for generations and is embedded in colloquial and medical vocabulary. However, there is a danger that the phrase may conjure images of an unpleasant or even reckless ordeal, potentially contributing to unnecessary patient anxiety. To evaluate patient attitudes towards the terms "cervical smear" and "cervical brush". Female participants from a single GP surgery were randomly sampled. Data from questionnaires were then subjected to thematic analysis. Half of patients interviewed did not feel either term would significantly influence cervical screening uptake. Equal numbers of patients expressed an overall preference for each of the two terms, and the remaining 28% expressed no preference. Qualitative data revealed some patients favoured the familiarity of the term "cervical smear", and others preferred the descriptive accuracy of "cervical brush". It is imperative to consult target groups and use inclusive language that minimises stigmatising or negative connotations. Modifying language alone is unlikely to remedy the current access barriers in UK cervical screening. Instead, a multifaceted approach that also targets education and addresses systemic issues could offer a more sustainable strategy. Ultimately, prioritising a patient-centred approach could improve access to life-saving screening.