AbstractThe dominant modern Western macro‐narrative of historical change from the Middle Ages to the present has been a positive one of progress, all things considered. Most of those critical of the trajectory’s imperfect realization nevertheless defend its central ideals and the extension of opportunities to unjustly excluded persons. Such ideals include the politically protected right of individuals to live as they wish and to pursue material prosperity. The multivalent ecological degradation that marks the Anthropocene epoch since the Great Acceleration of the mid‐twentieth century makes clear the planetary environmental costs of the pursuit, protection, and extension of these ideals and related practices in the modern era. Historically, expansionist and belligerent Western European countries and their offshoots since the fifteenth century bear a disproportionate responsibility for the eventual emergence of the Anthropocene. Their economic, political, technological, and military influence exerted an outsized environmental influence on our planet—the human corner of God’s creation—before and after the Industrial Revolution. Religiously, all of these European nations were overwhelmingly peopled either by Catholic or Protestant Christians from the sixteenth century until well into the twentieth. With Christians in the vanguard, the post‐Reformation rebranding of avarice as self‐interest and the open‐ended pursuit of wealth are antithetical to the New Testament’s ethos of ascetic self‐denial. Having ignored what Jesus said, we live with the planetary consequences in the Anthropocene, which now poses an obstacle to any and all macro‐narratives of progress.