A carcinoid tumor's clinical symptoms can be divided into three categories, including local effect from tumor mass, carcinoid syndrome, and fibrotic reaction. Without vascular invasion, carcinoid syndrome symptoms of flushing, diarrhea, and bronchospasm are uncommon, accounting for less than 10 percent of patients. However, carcinoid syndrome incidence increases to around 50 percent when liver metastases and vascular invasion are present. We report the rare case of a carcinoid tumor exhibiting local mass effect from liver metastases, carcinoid heart disease from fibrotic reaction, and rare bone metastases, without any symptoms of carcinoid syndrome despite lymphovascular hepatic invasion. A 45 year old male with a history of heavy alcohol abuse, tobacco abuse and depression was evaluated for worsening right upper quadrant pain, early satiety, and a 30 pound weight loss over the past 2 months. Laboratory investigation revealed AST of 883 and ALT of 1051 and a modestly elevated bilirubin. Computed tomography (CT) three phase scan of the liver and pelvis demonstrated innumerable solidly and peripherally enhancing hepatic lesions, ascites, bilateral pleural effusions, and a mass-like ileocecal valve. Liver biopsy revealed well differentiated neuroendocrine tumor positive for lymphovascular invasion. Octreotide scan demonstrated radiotracer activity in the left skull base, numerous vertebrae including C2, T2, mid and lower thoracic vertebrae, L4, sacrum, right scapula, multiple ribs, liver, and ileocecal valve. 24 hour urine studies confirmed a 5-HIAA level of more than 6 times normal and serum chromogranin A more than 5 times normal. Transthoracic echo showed wide open tricuspid regurgitation, severe aortic and pulmonic regurgitation, and thickened anterior and posterior mitral valve leaflets. Due to the patient's decompensated state, he was not deemed a candidate for chemotherapy, placed on hospice, and passed away several weeks later. This case underscores the significance of recognizing the range of clinical and pathophysiological symptoms which arise from a metastatic carcinoid tumor. The ability to detect advanced disease such as local mass effect or carcinoid heart disease without features of carcinoid syndrome remains at the crux of physician care, such that treatment options for patients can be explored in the future.