This work aims to study the reactivity of a broad range of aromatic hydrocarbons to better understand the reactivities of more complex hydrocarbon mixtures. A set of closed-system pyrolysis experiments were conducted on a diverse range of ∼30 polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs) at the thermal onset reaction temperature of 400 °C to understand structural effects on reactivities and shed light on the early events of thermal reaction mechanisms. Thermal transformations, including methyl transfer (alkylation/dealkylation), rearrangement, condensation, molecular growth, and other chemical transformations, are often indicated by dark carbon materials composed of complex mixtures. Thermal transformation was confirmed by phenomenological changes (color and solubility) and chemical analysis using nuclear magnetic resonance, thermogravimetric analysis, gas chromatography, and electron spin resonance. Unsubstituted PAHs (e.g., phenanthrene, anthracene, pyrene, chrysene, etc.) were unaffected by heating at this temperature, with the exception of tetracene and pentacene which readily transformed into dark and insoluble materials. The reactivity of these unsubstituted PAHs is consistent with aromaticity predicted by the Clar theory. On the contrary, most alkyl-substituted PAHs can be transformed into carbon materials at 400 °C; however, alkyl-substituted phenanthrenes (2,7-dimethyl, 2-ethyl, or 7-ethyl) and benzenes (xylenes and pentamethylbenzene) were unreactive. CH2-containing PAH molecules were unreactive if in a five-membered ring (e.g., fluorene and benzofluorene) but became reactive if in a six-membered ring (9,10-dihydroanthracene), likely as a result of aromatization of the latter. The reactivity of the aryl–aryl linkage depends upon the aromatic moieties to which it is connected. While it is unreactive when connecting phenyl groups, such as in p-terphenyl, it is reactive when connecting pyrenes, such as in 1,1′-bispyrene. These results were unexpected and challenge the conventional thinking about hydrocarbon reactivities. Explanations and possible hypotheses are proposed, but more questions remain unanswered to understand the structural effects on reactivities. These findings are conducive to the sustainable use of aromatic hydrocarbons for higher value carbon materials and relevant to numerous pyrolysis studies on oil shale kerogens, biomass, and waste plastics.