The possibility to print electronics by means of office tools has remarkedly increased the possibility to design affordable and robust point-of-care/need devices. However, conductive inks suffer from low electrochemical and rheological performances limiting their applicability in biosensors. Herein, a fast CO2 laser approach to activate printed carbon inks towards direct enzymatic bioelectrocatalysis (3rd generation) is proposed and exploited to build biosensors for D-fructose analysis in biological fluids.The CO2 laser treatment was compared with two lab-grade printed transducers fabricated with solvent (SB) and water (WB) based carbon inks. The use of the laser revealed significant morpho-chemical variations on the printed inks and was investigated towards enzymatic direct catalysis, using Fructose dehydrogenase (FDH) integrated into entirely lab-produced biosensors. The laser-driven activation of the inks unveils the inks' direct electron transfer (DET) ability between FDH and the electrode surface. Sub-micromolar limits of detection (SB-ink LOD = 0.47 μM; WB-ink LOD = 0.24 μM) and good linear ranges (SB-ink: 5–100 μM; WB-ink: 1–50 μM) were obtained, together with high selectivity due to use of the enzyme and the low applied overpotential (0.15 V vs. pseudo-Ag/AgCl). The laser-activated biosensors were successfully used for D-fructose determination in complex synthetic and real biological fluids (recoveries: 93–112%; RSD ≤8.0%, n = 3); in addition, the biosensor ability for continuous measurement (1.5h) was also demonstrated simulating physiological D-fructose fluctuations in cerebrospinal fluid.