While most of the singularities of General Relativityare expected to be safely hidden behind event horizons by thecosmic censorship conjecture, we happen to live in the causalfuture of the classical Big Bang singularity, whoseresolution constitutes the active field of early universecosmology. Could the Big Bang be also hidden behind a causalhorizon, making us immune to the decadent impacts of a nakedsingularity? We describe a braneworld description of cosmologywith both 4d induced and 5D bulk gravity (otherwise known asDvali-Gabadadze-Porati, or DGP model), which exhibits thisfeature: the universe emerges as a spherical 3-brane out of theformation of a 5D Schwarzschild black hole. In particular, weshow that a pressure singularity of the holographic fluid,discovered earlier, happens inside the white hole horizon, andthus need not be real or imply any pathology. Furthermore, weoutline a novel mechanism through which any thermal atmosphere forthe brane, with comoving temperature of ∼20% of the 5DPlanck mass can induce scale-invariant primordial curvatureperturbations on the brane, circumventing the need for a separateprocess (such as cosmic inflation) to explain current cosmologicalobservations. Finally, we note that 5D space-time isasymptotically flat, and thus potentially allows an S-matrix or(after minor modifications) an AdS/CFT description of thecosmological Big Bang.