NEIL SCHMITZ Humor's Body: Jackie Gleason, Roseanne, and Some Others 1 very affliction has its hall offame. Anyone seriously impaired 'or singularly afflicted knows his or her hall of fame. Stuttering has Demosthenes, dealer of phillipics, right there at its entrance. Epilepsy has St. Paul, Julius Caesar, Fyodor Dostoyevsky. Satyriasis, a vast hall, has its row upon row of greatly brooding Demented Ones. Some afflictions , like Lou Gehrig's Disease, have only modest pantheons, a single room. In Fatness, which has a great central hall, numerous wings and many new additions, Jackie Gleason is being installed. He's not with Oliver Hardy and Lou Costello. He's in the Defiant Wing, where Orson Welles is, and Gertrude Stein, the Gertrude Stein of Tender Buttons and Lifting Belly. Jackie Gleason's space is almost as large as Gertrude Stein's. One turns a corner and there he is, The Great One, eyes, jowls, girth. His text is being assembled: sitcoms, specials, performances, musical compositions , films, interviews. Boxes are everywhere, excelsior. Monitors, already up, are continuously showing The Honeymooners, the classic thirty-nine episodes. As the curators deliberate and reconsider, still not sure about tbie place of the films, where to put them, how to put them, visitors stand and watch Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows, and Art Carney do Ralph Kramden, Alice, and Ed Norton. Some watchers know the lines word for word, can do entire scenes, all the parts. "I am the king in my castle." Episode Seven, "Better Living Through TV," November 12, 1955, Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone, Director: Frank Satenstein. "I got a biiig mouth!!!," Episode Three, "The Golfer," October 15, Arizona Quarterly Volume 56, Number 2, Summer 2000 Copyright © 2000 by Arizona Board of Regents ISSN 0004-1610 98Neil Schmitz 1955, Writers: A. J. Russell, Herbert Finn, Director: Frank Satenstein (McCrohan 23). In twentieth-century Anglo-American comic performance, Charles Chaplin, who is in Littleness, that hall offame, did the quick little man definitively, effacing weak. Jackie Gleason does the strong fat man definitively , effacing sfow. In Charlie Chaplin's silent comedy, the big fat man (Eric Campbell) is too slow, is baffled, upended, the butt. In The Honeymooners, Alice, the quick little person, is married to fatness, to bigness, is content, loyal, loving. Jackie Gleason enters the set, door flung open, always improvising, scripts flung, doing Ralph Kramden, doing Ralph, as in Nicholas Udall's 1 545 Ralph Roister Doister, first complete English comedy, that tutbulent blustering Ralph, doing Kramden as power crammed in. Udall's play is a cornucopia of fat jokes. Says Matthew Merrygreek to Ralph: "Ten men can scarce match you with a spoon in a pie" (3.7.18). As J. Hoberman has it in his Film Comment essay on The Honeymooners: "There's Shakespeare's Falstaff, and then there's Gleason's Kramden" (66). Tudor fat comedy, on the edge of modernity, still instances humoral psychology , still cites fatness as sinful, the sign of gluttony, of sloth. Prince Hal as Alice, think of it, affectionate, contemptuous, blistering in his body remarks: "that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts" (1H4 2.4.337-40). Alice is always similarly contemplating Ralph's girth, lovingly dealing him cruel jibes. Hal finally rejects Falstaff, whose fatness expresses medieval indulgence, medieval luxury. Hal's new Britain needs lean trim producers, young persons who will sacrificially labor for Hal's modern Britain. Falstaff's fatness is all ingestive, self-centered. "Thou art so fat-witted, with drinking of old sack and unbuttoning thee after supper and sleeping upon benches after noon," says Hal early in Henry IV, Part I (1.2.2-4). Then, at last, this cold admonition, Shakespeare's advice to the overweight, to the fat Falstaffs of the world: "Leave gourmandizing; know the grave doth gape / For tbiee thrice wider than fot other men" (2H4 5-5-53-54). Ralph Kramden's ego ("I am the king in my castle"), Ralph's desire ("I got a biiig mouth!!!"), pent up by his poverty, by his circumstances, held in by the gray anonymity of his bus...
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