Primordial black holes (PBHs) hidden in the incredible bulk of the dark dimension could escape constraints from non-observation of their Hawking radiation. Since these five-dimensional (5D) PBHs are bigger, colder, and longer-lived than usual 4D PBHs of the same mass M, they could make all cosmological dark matter if 1011≲M/g≲1021, i.e., extending the 4D allowed region far down the asteroid-mass window. We show that these evasive PBHs could be search for by measuring their X-ray microlensing events from faraway pulsars. We also show that future X-ray microlensing experiments will be able to probe the interesting range (1016.5≲M/g≲1017.5g) where an all dark matter interpretation in terms of 4D Schwarzschild PBHs is excluded by the non-observation of their Hawking radiation.