PurposeThis paper aims to use doctrinal legal investigative methods combined with economic analysis to investigate the efficacy of the Law.Design/methodology/approachThe purpose of this paper is to explain the inherent absurdity in the modern law of town and village greens (TVGs). The author wishes to show that the public understanding of what constitutes a green worth protecting is incomparable with how the Law currently operates, instead providing a crude vehicle to prevent development.FindingsApplying an efficiency maximisation framework to the law of TVGs the Law fails to protect land worth protecting, as well as prevents allocatively efficient bargaining from taking place.Research limitations/implicationsThis research has not presented empirical evidence to suggest the extent of the damage identified. This is a separate question to the marginal impacts of the damage.Originality/valueA Law and Economics analysis of TVG Law in England and Wales has not been attempted before.