This study introduces a novel soil conditioning approach using humic substances (HSs) and nutrients co-recovered from reject water from sewage sludge anaerobic digestion. For the first time, HSs and nutrients were simultaneously recovered through sorption on low-cost, environmentally inert materials: natural rock opoka (OP) and waste autoclaved aerated concrete (WAAC). This innovative application of OP and WAAC as carriers and delivery agents for soil-relevant substances offers potential for resource recovery and soil conditioning. Results indicate that the post-sorption opoka (PS-OP) and post-sorption waste autoclaved aerated concrete (PS-WAAC) effectively release retained HSs at 350–480 μg g⁻1 d⁻1, respectively. These materials also show potential as NPK fertilizers, releasing 280–430 μg g⁻1 d⁻1 N-NH₄⁺, 80–150 μg g⁻1 d⁻1 P-PO₄³⁻, and 270–350 μg g⁻1 d⁻1 K⁺. Additionally, PS-OP demonstrated promising fungicide properties, reducing P. diachenii growth by 31% at a concentration of 1 g L⁻1. A two-way ANOVA indicated that the effects of PS-OP and PS-WAAC on soil physicochemical and biological parameters varied with plant species. Both post-sorbents improved the quality of soil collected from sand mining area, increasing cation exchange capacity by 7%–85% and organic matter content by 10%–58%. They also enhanced the functional potential of soil microbial communities, increasing their metabolic activities by 23%–36% in soils sown with clover and by 33%–39% in soils sown with rapeseed. An opposite effect was observed in soils sown with sorghum, suggesting these amendments may not universally act as plant biostimulants. The effectiveness of these post-sorbents in enhancing plant growth varied depending on plant species and the mineral base of the post-sorbent. PS-OP increased the total length of clover and sorghum by 41% and 36%, and their fresh biomass by 82% and 80%, respectively. In turn, PS-WAAC increased the total length of clover and sorghum by 76% and 17%, and their fresh biomass by 29% and 15%, respectively. It was notably more effective than PS-OP for rapeseed. This study proposes a strategy to decrease reliance on non-renewable resources and costly sorbents while minimizing environmental impact. It shows that PS-OP and PS-WAAC can enhance soil quality, microbial activity, and plant growth. Given their origins, these amendments are recommended for soil remediation, particularly in degraded areas. Future research should focus on optimizing their application across various plant species to maximize effectiveness.