This essay discusses how two physicians in Britain's National Health Service describe and analyze the conditions of their work: how algorithms and protocols structure the care they can provide and create the dilemmas they and their patients face. In these issues, the NHS is a canary in the mineshaft of contemporary Western health care. NHS practices are understood as how states and state-like entities, Leviathans, seek to render their subjects legible; in this instance, to make both physicians and patients transparently visible to surveillance and administration by standardizing medical work and patient need. Physicians respond by engaging in workarounds, finding ways to provide care despite systemic restrictions.