We develop a framework to compute the tidal response of a Kerr-like compact object in terms of its reflectivity, compactness, and spin, both in the static and the frequency-dependent case. Here we focus on the low-frequency regime, which can be solved fully analytically. We highlight some remarkable novel features, in particular, the following: (i) Even in the zero-frequency limit, the tidal Love numbers (TLNs) depend on the linear-in-frequency dependence of the object’s reflectivity in a nontrivial way. (ii) Intriguingly, although the static limit of the (phenomenologically more interesting) frequency-dependent TLNs is continuous, it differs from the strictly static TLNs for compact objects other than black holes. This shows that earlier findings regarding the static TLNs of ultracompact objects correspond to a measure-zero region in the parameter space, though the logarithmic behavior of the TLNs in the black hole limit is retained. (iii) In the nonrotating case, the TLNs in the zero-frequency limit (just like for a black hole), except when the reflectivity is R=1+O(Mω), in which case they vanish with a model-dependent scaling, which is generically logarithmic, in the black-hole limit. The TLNs initially grow with frequency, for any nonzero reflectivity, and then display oscillations and resonances tied up with the quasinormal modes of the object. (iv) For rotating compact objects, the TLNs decrease when the reflectivity decreases or the rotation parameter increases. Our results lay the theoretical groundwork to develop model-independent tests of the nature of compact objects using tidal effects in gravitational-wave signals. Published by the American Physical Society 2024