Congress passed the Money Laundering Control Act of 1986 in an effort to cut off the “life-blood” of organized crime by targeting the financial incentives that fuel it. One way in which the Act did this was through § 1957 which prohibits any transaction that consists of criminally derived funds of $10,000 or more, effectively making it a crime to place dirty money in the legitimate financial system. For roughly ten-years following § 1957’s enactment, the government was able to secure a conviction simply by showing that, even when clean and dirty funds had been commingled, § 1957 was violated when the defendant has earned $10,000 from criminal activities proceeds and a $10,000 transaction later took place. This approach did not require the government to actually trace the path of those criminally derived funds. In 1997, the Ninth Circuit changed this following its decision in Rutgard, where it held that the plain meaning of the statute requires that the transaction alleged to have violated § 1957 actually be entirely made up of criminally derived funds, thus requiring the government to prove that the funds in the allegedly criminal transaction were criminally derived.. In doing so, it is argued by critics, the Ninth Circuit has effectively placed a number of criminal transactions beyond the reach of the law where funds are commingled due to the fungibility of money. Unlike the Ninth Circuit, the majority of federal circuit courts have gotten around this seemingly plain meaning by arguing that the Ninth Circuit’s approach is “unworkable” and have placed congressional intent at the forefront of their analysis of § 1957. In their effort to effectuate § 1957, these courts have effectively read out the plain language of the statute. This approach is not only at odds with a textual understanding of statutes, wherein we give the words their plain meaning as they were understood at the time they were passed, the majority’s rule is in contravention to established principles of our jurisprudence with regard to the rule of lenity, and more importantly, due process and the separation of powers. This creates an untenable result. The Ninth Circuit’s approach is textually correct but leaves many criminal transactions beyond the reach of the law. Meanwhile, the majority’s rule pursues a noble end to disrupt money laundering while using textually and constitutionally unsound means in order to do so. This paper seeks a middle way. Because the plain meaning of the statute clearly requires that criminally derived funds are traced in order to secure a conviction, the statutory language should be amended by Congress. In arguing that it is Congress’ job to resolve this split, this paper contributes to the scholarship by breaking with the existing legal and scholarly consensus in advocating for a textual approach to § 1957 and encouraging a legislative rather than legal remedy. This will not only resolve the tension between the majority rule and the text but will also ensure that the judiciary retains its proper role as an interpreter of law rather than an inventor.