For a series of α and β substituted haloethanes and haloethenes, gas-phase experiments and computational modeling have been used to characterize their nucleophilic substitution and elimination reactions. Despite being less thermodynamically favorable, the vinylic eliminations have rate constants and computed barriers that are similar to those of analogous aliphatic eliminations. This is the result of the vinylic systems shifting to more E1(cb)-like transition states and exploiting the inherent greater acidity of vinylic hydrogens. In general, the α-substituents have a greater impact on the S(N)2 pathways and stabilize the transition states via field and polarizability effects. Substantial stabilization is also provided to the E2 transition states by the α-substituents, but they have surprisingly little impact on the geometries of the transition states of either pathway. The β-substituents generally lead to a strong bias toward elimination and greatly affect the synchronicity of the elimination (more E1(cb)-like) as well as its location on the reaction coordinate (early). The experimental and computational data are in good accord, and the full data set provides a comprehensive picture of substituent effects on solvent-free S(N)2 and E2 processes.