The return of the three wise men⇓

Abstract

“This nonsense must stop,” said Hubert. “Martha won't do what I tell her to,” said David Millstone and he stroked his bald head. “You're her husband. Surely you can persuade her to attend counselling and stop drinking?” “You don't know what it's like being married to Martha.” “Is all not well in your marriage?” “You're lucky. You're not married to a bigot.” “I'll have Martha if you don't want her,” said Hubert quietly. “Sorry, what did you say?” asked David. “Let's focus on the main issue,” said Hubert. “The wait for an elective surgical outpatient appointment is 36 weeks. Before Martha was suspended it was four weeks.” “More targets. All you managers ever think of is targets.” “The inpatient waiting list is nearly two years. Martha must see patients again.” “I really think she must stop drinking first.” “She must start clinical work immediately. I don't care about the alcohol.” “But this is a clinical governance issue. Think about the risks.” There was a loud knock at the door, then the door swung open and Dr Carsington wobbled into the room with Mr Sturm on one side and Dr Urmston on the other. “How nice to see you, gentlemen. What can I do …