Slop treats the old and the wise

Abstract

After the subterranean revelation at Holborn underground station regarding his more salacious reading habits, Mr Slop decided to avoid Lincoln's Inn Fields at all costs for the time being. The memory of that wry, sardonic smile on his Esteemed Editor's face when he found himself confronted with a covert copy of Fifty Shades of Grey was something Slop never, ever wished to experience again.