Of Thumbs A Predictive Text Essay

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Of Thumbs A Predictive Text Essay Brigid Ronan (bio) Composed using the iPhone 6 predictive text feature. Hello my dear I.Today. Vow to:Try to be in the world.Even if you want to go back to sleep and wake up to a new one.Illusions of a new one.When the sun goes down in the world is not an option.Earth is a good one and the only thing I have. Reason to smile: 1. Zombie apocalypse is coming to my house and I don’t think I can be used. Dear friends and family members.We are going out of the year of high and low and behold!I have no clue.For a while ago, I was just thinking about the future.My phone and I have no idea what to do with the new version.Peanut oil prices are rising and falling asleep in class.Temperatures are expected to make the playoffs.Plastic bags under the influence.Plastic bags under my eyes.Drones in my head. [End Page 133] Tiny wings.Flitting around the corner.Too many of these people are getting the hang of it.Funny how people are. Reason to smile: 2. My phone is on the phone. With a new phone. Phones on a date. Not a bad thing.Humanity and I have to go to sleep now and then.In the morning and the first half of the day I will never understand the concept of a new phone.Yeah, but I can’t wait to get a new one. Reason to smile: 3. Celestial bodies were found to contain my laughter. Perhaps a bit too far away.(Jet fuel prices are rising.)Funny how people are.For example, the first time I see you in my head hurts so bad but I can’t wait to see you in my head.Just because you are not in the world to see the new version of my life.Technology and I have no clue how to make it so I can see you in the world.Technically it’s not even funny anymore.Déjà vu is not an option.So.Since the beginning of this page is not the same thing as the first half of my life,I have to go back to the point where you are.Let’s go back.The first time I try to be a little more of an old lady is not the best.The first time I try to be a little more of an old friend is the most beautiful thing. [End Page 134] Nacho cheese on toast for breakfast.Comics and a half hour of sleep.Cheese while you wait for a little bit of cheese.Movie night.(Flubber is so good. Five stars for sure.)Wild for a while.You’ve never been so happy.Remember that?Memory of a good day. Reason to smile: 4. Tomorrow will bring a friend. Scratch that.Tomorrow will bring me food.Panda Express my feelings.Iceberg lettuce and tomato sauce on my mind.Yum yum.Tomorrow is going well for me.Like I said I look forward.Forward to the point!Dance with me on my way to the point!Everything I do is to make it to the point!Meaning: Once again I have no clue.Pleased to announce that I have no idea what I’m talking about.Yikes.Promise me you’ll never get tired of this page.Promise me you’ll never get tired.You’re the only one who can make me laugh. [End Page 135] Make me laugh.Try it.Crack me up with a built-in priest.(Father of the year.)Forgive me for the first half of my life.Forgive me for the next few days.Forgive me, for my birthday is tomorrow.Forgive me, for my phone is so much fun and addicting and fun and addictive and fun and addictingand fun and addictive and fun and addicting and fun and addictive and fun and addicting and funand addictive and fun and addicting and fun and addictive and fun and addicting and fun andaddictive and fun and addicting and...