'If Jesus was supposed to be a Jew, how come he's got a Mexican name?'

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'You ever heard of anybody named Martin who wasn't aJew?' 'Yes, Martin Sheen,' Carella said. 'He's worse than a Jew,' Ollie said, 'he's a fuckin' Mexican. His son's name is Emilio Estevez, so where does he come off using an American name like Sheen? There was this bishop in New York, his name was Sheen, wasn't it? So who's this fuckin' Mexican using a Jewish first name and an Irish last name?' Carella was suddenly sorry he'd brought it up.